Shere A Laff

The lovely 80's

I love the 80's

http://www.inthe80s.com/

do you?

shered by Painter Lady @ Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Sense..able?

Take this quiz and find out...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/

I scored 19 out of 20...

I'm very sensual...

shered by Painter Lady @ Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Don't be Caught Dead without one

When it's too late to make a first impression. . .

http://www.vintagecoffins.com/

make a great final impression with a custom coffin or crematory urn

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Clean yo' screen

Here is a website that will clean the inside of your monitor screen.. Free of Charge

http://www.cleanscreen.info/

Mine looks sparkling clean

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 29, 2005

Official US Time

The Government is always on Time

http://www.time.gov/

Dammit...my watch is fast ...

shered by Painter Lady @ Friday, August 26, 2005

The Truth is False

The Truth is out there... even if it's False

http://www.truthisfalse.com/

Take their quiz to see just how smart you are...

shered by Painter Lady @ Friday, August 26, 2005

Furniture Porn

Ever wonder what's up with your furniture when you aren't home?

Decadence..pure decadence

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 25, 2005

Random Rant

Love to laugh at stuff in charity shops...think Skeletor is a funny guy...

then you'll be home at Random Rant

http://www.randomrant.co.uk/

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 25, 2005

Museum of Bad Album Covers

I went through the Top 10 List and was inspired... to bad haiku

mullet head of yellow
your sparkles match your guitar
have you pie in the sky?


http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

shered by Painter Lady @ Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Ribbon Generator

Want your own "I Support...." ribbon?


http://supportourribbons.com/maker.php

I support Bra Burning!

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 22, 2005

The Trunk Money

Videos from a Surburban Auto Group.

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/2wmv.htm

The monkey reminds me of a little old cranky man that lives down the street from me.

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

According to the website:

http://www.vhemt.org/

Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 18, 2005

Comic Strip Generator

So you wanna be in the funnies, eh?

http://www.thirdframestudios.com/adgame/stripgen/

shered by Painter Lady @ Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Easter Egg Archive

No Easter Bunny here

http://www.eeggs.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 16, 2005

True or False

Can you guess which are which?
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Answers below...They are all TRUE.... Now go back and think about #16!

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The Offer... A Joke

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby oftheir nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with youright over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued,"For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the mostromantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 15, 2005

Lights...Action... Camera

Make your own movie online! No cinematics needed.

http://www.digitalfilms.com/

You can be a Star!

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 15, 2005

Oh you're so bogglesome!

Funny movies and games

Boogle the mind, baby

http://www.bogglesome.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 11, 2005

Chinese Symbols

your name may be on the list? Or your favorite word...

http://www.chinese-symbols.com/


a cool site...even if my name's spelling wasn't listed

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 11, 2005

Dave's Daily

Strange ...weird... funny... he has it daily

http://www.davesdaily.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 11, 2005

Songs to Wear Pants too

Need a song... made just for you?

http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/index.php

Make a request...today

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 11, 2005

Wacky Uses

This guys claims he got Jay Leno to Shave with Jif Peanut butter. Hmmm... no wonder he's got a peanutty aroma.

http://www.wackyuses.com/

Everyday household items and the miracles waiting to happen.

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 08, 2005

Bible Approved Underwear

Bible-Approved vs. Bible-ForbiddenUndergarments

http://www.rossetta.com/970413a.htm


oh no..I'm going to hell.

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 08, 2005

Yoga Kitty

Higher Consciousness is not just for humans.... felines need it too.

http://www.yogakitty.com/

I don't have a kitty, but I do have a cool stuffed polar bear. And I don't have to worry abot claws in my head.

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 08, 2005

Dancin' Bubba

Rubba dubba... and no it's not George Bush.

http://www.dancingbubba.com/

I think I once danced with this guy at the Elbo Room in Greenville NC in 1985.

shered by Painter Lady @ Thursday, August 04, 2005

Store Wars

Use the Force, Potato Head.

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

shered by Painter Lady @ Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Joke: Boots That Fit

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.

The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him. The next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

The woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit!"

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Famous Days... all 362 of them

Got a special day? Want to make it more special? Find out who was born, died and what events happened on your special day!

http://www.famousdays.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 02, 2005

How Fast are you, Sporto?

Test your reaction skills.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

a neat game that comes with a disclosure:

No sheep were harmed in the making of this game.

(I'm classified as a Bobbing Bobcat)

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 02, 2005

To the BatMobile, Robin

Coolios site.... all about the batmobile...

http://www.batmobilehistory.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Digital Dream Door, baby

This site has lots of fun groovy stuff that doesn't require drugs to enjoy.

Music and much more... it's a private site with no artifical addictives (such as commericals and adverts).

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/

shered by Painter Lady @ Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Joke: The Towel

An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm, so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.

The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."

They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man, and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay," he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife while you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the doctor's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm, and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly, "That's how you wave a towel, sonny!"

shered by Painter Lady @ Monday, August 01, 2005