Monday, August 15, 2005

The Offer... A Joke

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby oftheir nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with youright over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued,"For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the mostromantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"