Friday, January 06, 2006

Old Man Joke

A 92 year old man goes into a confessional and tell the priest about his recent road trip. He told how he picked up two hitchhikers -- college girls. After a while they decided to go to a motel. He had sex three times with each of them.

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Old man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of catholic are you??!!"
Old man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Then why are you telling me?"
Old man: "Hey!! I'm telling everybody."