Two Jokes
#1:One day a blonde was putting a puzzle together. She worked on it all day and had no luck. When her husband came on from work, she asked for his assistance.
"It's suppose to be a tiger," she said.
He glanced at the box and then said sadly, "Honey, put the cereal back in the box."
#2:
The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel.
The madam says to her,
"Do you have any questions?"
The hooker replies, " Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?"
The madam says, "The same as the short ones."
shered by Painter Lady @ Friday, January 06, 2006
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