and You are.......
Confused and need a label? Or maybe you're tired of the old one....
Try this site:
http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.htmlI gave it a whorl and it suggested that I was "a monumental perpretrator who loves to punish monster cocks."
that's scary ...
Candy Heart Generator
And so does....
I...
hope no one finds my candy...
http://www.cryptogram.com/hearts/
Advice for the Chronic Mis-speller
i cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg...thephaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in awrodare, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed itwouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the hamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaedtypoglycemia ...amazanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.
Crazy Fads?
They rule the world...
http://www.crazyfads.com/Streaking was a Fad???
Truth or Fiction?
At TruthOfFiction.com, you can check out rumors, inspirational stories, virus warnings, humorous tales, pleas for help, urban legends, prayer requests, and calls to action to find out if they're real or not.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/Oh man...I'll be here forever...
Typewriter Art
Wow....
I'll never pick up a sable brush again...
http://www.paulsmithfoundation.org/index.html
Can you Pass the Third Grade?
If not the Short Bus will come for you.....
http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf
Bad Jokes are Great Conversational Pieces
Q: Why did the boy scout get kicked out?
A: He was caught eating a brownie
~ ~ ~ ~Q: Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
A: Two hundred soles were lost
# # #Q: How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
A: eclipse it
m m mQ: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor
Coolest Picture Ever?
So this person claims... but do you really want to sit and ponder the universe on a nice summer day????? Not I!
http://people.freenet.de/kraskapolski/Coolest_Picture_Ever_1.jpg
The Crooning Child
Very funny singing... in fact he sounds like I do in the shower.
http://www.eugenemirman.com/
Custom Road Sign
Ever dreamed of seeing your name gracing the great blue yonder of highways...
Herrrrrrrrre's your chance:
http://www.customroadsign.com/menu.php
Want to Mess with Your Friends?
Pranks, soundboards and other stuff to mess with people. Remember...that's why we have friends....
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/
Neverland Game
Truly a very disturbing game... but I had fun with it.
Hint...play more than 2 rounds.
http://www.ichhabkeininternet.de/flash/spiele/neverland.swf
Useless Fact #893
Here's your totally useless fact of the day:
In parts of Greece and Italy, people say "no" by tossing their heads back and clucking their tongues.
Come on, you know you want to try it.
I did
Grandma Scrotum
Grandma Scrotum has a sac full of advice/tips for girlies.
http://www.grandmascrotum.com/main_page.htm
Old Lady Joke # 385
Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127."
A Ton of Reasons Not to Post Your Mug Online
This site's been updated. Poor Chubby Cheeks... bet he never knew he had so many personas!
http://www.aseltine.com/rhee/
Beer Golf
Both can be so much fun alone...and even more fun together.
http://www.whtmtnliving.net/games/sports/beer_golf.htm
Movie Buff?
A kingdom of movie reviews, trailers, pictures and the occassional rumor.
http://www.empiremovies.com/
Hoax Busters
Dear Friend,
Before you forward something to me and 49 other people that's been forwarded fifty times, please consider checking this site first to see if it's a
hoax and save me the trouble of deleting the freaking forward.
Thank you,
Your Friend
http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/
Hilly Billy Redneck Name
Everyone needs one of these...if yer plannin' on visiting West Virginny!
http://www.ticqle.com/wired/play/redneckname.aspps
Mine is: Billie Sue Carter but everyone calls me Mabel.
Beefed up over Vanity Plates?
So are these crybabies...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/washplates1.html
Lawn Mower Joke
When the lawn mower broke and the husband wouldn't get it fixed, the wife thought of a clever way to make the point that they needed it fixed or replaced. When the husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
You think You've had Dumb Moments?
So have these folks...
http://www.dumbmoments.com/
Unfortunate Cards
The site boosts:
"If there's one thing we know around the Amalgamated Humor offices, it's how to beat a dead horse into the ground until it's at least a good 6 inches under or so. In that spirit, here are our Unfortunate Card galleries, collected in one handy, convenient, easy to carry package, with more sure to come in the future. "http://www.capnwacky.com/cards/
Triumph, the Insult Dog on the MJ trial
To quote NLM ... "It may take a while to load without broadband, and the clip is about 10 minutes long, but ya gotta admit....rotflmfao!"
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/31636/
For Those Days You Need Something Stupid to Say
you... you.... oxymoron lover....
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
A Cock You can Command
Every woman's dream...
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Are you going to Hell?
Don't know...well take this *&#&#*#& test and find out!
http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm
Mr. T Goes For a Drive
The wonderful Mr. T and his A-team Van encounter dancing rabbits and other cute buddies as they drive through a quaint countryside smoking and toking and enjoying a higher state of mind.
http://www.highlyillogical.org/mrtgoesforadrive/
Introductions are in Order
I believe that laughter fuels the soul and information fuels the mind. The purpose of this blog is to
shere my favorite jokes and links. I'm lucky to have a sense of humor. Many don't and its time they found one, even if it's mine.
