Thursday, June 16, 2005

Lawn Mower Joke

When the lawn mower broke and the husband wouldn't get it fixed, the wife thought of a clever way to make the point that they needed it fixed or replaced. When the husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."